Romney’s Fact-Free Universe Isn’t Healthy (Limerick)
Mitt Romney, who continues to lie about covering pre-existing conditions, seems to live in a fact-free universe. Here’s what he told the Columbus Dispatch yesterday: We don’t have people that become...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Joe (the “Brawler”) Biden
Arguments about Social Security and Medicare aside, there’s good news for Senior Citizens in both the Biden/Ryan debate and the Obama/Romney debate: In each instance, the old guy won — Big Time!...
View ArticleNational Gin Day Is Nearly Here … and None Too Soon! (Limerick)
Happy National Gin Day, November 7th! National Gin Day Is Nearly Here … and None Too Soon! (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Martini buffs surely will grin On the 7th: They celebrate gin! Now I’m not...
View ArticleYay! (Celebratory Limerick)
Congratulations to Barack Obama and Joe Biden on their reelection! And yes, it was a mandate. Yay! (Celebratory Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane There’s a thrill in the air. Can you feel it? Prez...
View ArticleOpen Limerick To Angry Republicans
Open Limerick To Angry Republicans By Madeleine Begun Kane The Republicans rail round the clock: “How on earth was Mitt beat by Barack?” They have theories galore, But they need just one more: It’s the...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Mitt “Sore Loser” Romney
Mitt “Sore Loser” Romney doesn’t use the word “bribes” in rationalizing his loss to his donors, but he sure comes mighty close: A week after losing the election to President Obama, Mitt Romney blamed...
View ArticleA Heavenly Quote (Limerick)
While discussing Obamacare and the Healthcare.gov roll-out, Biden said Obama deserves sainthood. Now this strikes me as a trifle excessive. On the other hand, Joe Biden is a humorist’s godsend. A...
View ArticleOpen Limerick To Joe Biden
I’m so sick of these headlines: “Will he or won’t he? Biden still trying to decide.” Look, I really like (and sympathize with) Joe Biden. But it’s time to shit or get off the pot. Dear Joe, it is time...
View ArticlePress Biding Its Time Till It Gets Serious About The Issues (2-Verse Limerick)
Anyone else sick of the breathless “will he or won’t he” Biden stories? Well, not to be outdone by all that foolishness, the Washington Post “inadvertently published” a website story under this...
View ArticleTrump’s “Blame Everyone But Himself” Mentality (Limerick)
“As wave of attempted bombing continues, Trump chooses to blame the victims.” Who’s to blame for the bombs that were sent To kill people Trump loves to torment Via Twitter and speeches? The victims,...
View ArticleTrump v. Biden (Limerick)
Trump to anchors, as quoted by the New York Times’ Peter Baker: When I say something that you might think is a gaffe, it’s on purpose; it’s not a gaffe. When Biden says something dumb, it’s because...
View ArticleOpen Limerick To Joe Biden
Dear Joe Biden, I liked you as Veep, But it’s clear that you simply can’t keep From invading the space Of gals. It’s off-base, And the price of such action’s now steep.
View ArticleOpen Limerick To Joe Biden
I joked, yesterday, that because Biden called Trump an “existential threat,” dictionaries were bracing for the existential threat of site crashes. But apparently I’m not quite through with the topic....
View ArticleOne Crime Too Many? (Limerick)
Trump’s a knave who has gone way too far. (So too, has his pal AG Barr.) An impeachment is nigh. There’s no choice, and here’s why: Trump behaves like a tyrant and czar.
View ArticleLaw-Flouter in Chief (Limerick)
Headline: “Trump Just Committed More High Crimes on the White House Lawn” For his upcoming ’20 campaign, Trump solicited help from Ukraine. China too, as we’ve seen Right in public! Trump’s keen To...
View ArticleApplauding Mayor Pete (Limerick)
I’m bracing for the angry comments likely to come my way: Mayor Pete, thanks for ending your race. Though it isn’t your time, you’re an ace. By shrinking your lane, The “Stop Bernie” train Might...
View ArticleOpen Limerick To Donald Trump
Dear Donald, you’ve lost. Joe has won. Your plan to stay put’s been undone. And your sore-loser acts Do not change any facts; There’s no fraud, so your win chance is NONE!
View ArticleTransition Madness (Limerick)
Headline: “How Trump’s transition of power delay threatens national security and public safety” Joe’s win’s been established with surety. Yet Trump shows his lack of maturity: To impede Joe’s...
View ArticleVictim-In-Chief Trump (Limerick)
Headline: “Trump wants to be forced out” Trump’s a “victim” who’s constantly peeved; He’s “defrauded,” “maligned,” even “thieved.” Is martyrdom great For his brand? Yes, damn straight! Like his base,...
View ArticleTrump’s Dangerous Purge (Limerick)
Headline: “Trump’s Defense Department purge threatens our security” Donald Trump is engaged in a purge; A destruction of government surge. He’s stacking positions With yes-men whose mission’s To help...
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